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Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in feel carries a colorful, hand-drawn design that reads “Adulting is a Scam,” scattered with stars, smiles, and quirky shapes. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh out loud with friends, shrug off a long week, or add a pop of joy to a simple outfit. The relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching mean it sits comfortably whether you’re running errands, meeting up for coffee, or lounging at home. Available in a wide palette of colors and sizes, each tee keeps its soft texture thanks to garment dyeing and pre-shrunk cotton — a familiar favorite that ages beautifully with wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit for comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52854512353569,"sku":"25670803136938890605","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":52854512386337,"sku":"25419061316631759303","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":52854512419105,"sku":"17986259639004849694","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52854512451873,"sku":"21565689614146613351","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52854512484641,"sku":"14156502124644564410","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":52854512517409,"sku":"10041289133668694131","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":52854512550177,"sku":"99038755112266980265","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52854512582945,"sku":"22238724293785794129","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52854512615713,"sku":"88209412480402785628","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":52854512648481,"sku":"22562148746326313150","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52854512681249,"sku":"71450345274471026434","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52854512714017,"sku":"64362279279521036395","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":52854512746785,"sku":"14731250547697604527","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":52854512779553,"sku":"29461161854567489484","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52854512812321,"sku":"31095324655780801374","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52854512845089,"sku":"17125435732615780375","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52854512877857,"sku":"89487049475744301187","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":52854512910625,"sku":"19388445378560540540","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":52854512943393,"sku":"17139961312264959795","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52854512976161,"sku":"70503526508845304047","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52854513008929,"sku":"21995314626045911346","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52854513041697,"sku":"70001891632680454317","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/9387\/6001\/files\/13679013963611311053_2048.jpg?v=1781577051","url":"https:\/\/bellebijouxboutique.store\/products\/adulting-is-a-scam-t-shirt-funny-retro-colorful-graphic-tee","provider":"Belle Bijoux \u0026 Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}