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This oversized cotton tee speaks in soft sarcasm and slow-rolling comfort. The wide, dropped-shoulder silhouette drapes like something you reach for when you want to be cozy but still make a statement. A small, melting smiley sits on the chest while bold hand-lettered text sprawls across the back: “If only sarcasm burned calories.” It feels like a late-afternoon laugh with friends — easy, slightly cheeky, and utterly relaxed. Wear it layered over leggings or with lived-in jeans; it settles into your day and steals smiles without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for a strong, smooth print surface
- Heavy 7.0 oz (240 g/m²) fabric for structured drape and durability
- Wide fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, laidback silhouette
- Classic crewneck with sewn-in neck and left-side labels
- Adult sizing; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
- Keep away from fire
If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Tee — Funny Oversized Graphic T-Shirt
$45.47
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$45.47
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 29.13 | 29.92 | 30.71 | 31.50 | 32.28 | 33.07 | 33.46 | 33.86 | 34.25 |
| Width, in | 21.65 | 22.44 | 23.62 | 24.80 | 25.98 | 27.17 | 28.94 | 30.71 | 32.48 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.04 | 10.24 | 10.43 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton for a strong, smooth print surface
- Heavy 7.0 oz (240 g/m²) fabric for structured drape and durability
- Wide fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, laidback silhouette
- Classic crewneck with sewn-in neck and left-side labels
- Adult sizing; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
- Keep away from fire