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This heavy cotton tee carries attitude in a relaxed silhouette. The wide, dropped-shoulder cut hangs like a lived-in favorite while the dense 7 oz fabric holds bold prints with clarity. The retro, hand-drawn lettering on the back reads like a lived-in diary entry — raw, funny, and unvarnished — so you can wear your mood without saying a word. Slip it on for slow mornings, long coffee runs, or that late-night errand when sarcasm feels practical. It pairs easily with high-waist jeans, cargo shorts, or layered under an open flannel when the evening cools down.
Product features
- 100% cotton heavy fabric (7.0 oz /yd²) for durable, sharp printing
- Wide fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette
- Classic crewneck with ribbed, lay-flat collar
- Sewn-in neck and left-side labels for a finished look
- Made for adults; constructed in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
- Keep away from fire
Oversize Tee — "Bills Are Due, It’s Hot, My Plants Are Ugly" Retro Graphic
$34.99
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$34.99
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 29.13 | 29.92 | 30.71 | 31.50 | 32.28 | 33.07 | 33.46 | 33.86 | 34.25 |
| Width, in | 21.65 | 22.44 | 23.62 | 24.80 | 25.98 | 27.17 | 28.94 | 30.71 | 32.48 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.04 | 10.24 | 10.43 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton heavy fabric (7.0 oz /yd²) for durable, sharp printing
- Wide fit with dropped shoulders for a relaxed, oversized silhouette
- Classic crewneck with ribbed, lay-flat collar
- Sewn-in neck and left-side labels for a finished look
- Made for adults; constructed in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean
- Keep away from fire